First off, skills that don't impress women: Jenga. Bong-making. Apple dolls. Strat-o-matic baseball. Garbage Pail Kids: the collection and eBay re-selling thereof. Mario Kart (even the ghost level where it's really, really hard because of the weird jump). Hot dog eating. Hot dog making. Anything to ...
First off, skills that don't impress women: Jenga. Bong-making. Apple dolls. Strat-o-matic baseball. Garbage Pail Kids: the collection and eBay re-selling thereof. Mario Kart (even the ghost level where it's really, really hard because of the weird jump). Hot dog eating. Hot dog making. Anything to do with hot dogs, really. The Sasquatch. Elvish verbs. Iambic pentameter (except in certain special cases). Peeing from super far away.